Destroy the Files – REVENGE!

Hi folks! I just wanted to drop a quick link for the latest episode of Destroy the Files, a podcast I do with my dear friend Kate Jonez. In the latest episode, we talk about con artists, revenge, a list of reasons why my pal Nate should get a katana, and lots of other stuff you’ll have to hear to believe. Like my deep dive into The Cask of Amontillado. WOW. Listen here:

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Dr. Steel – Homecoming, Pt. 1 Lyrics

All my life it seems I’ve been too scared

To chase my dreams or make them real

No one understood or cared

About the boyhood dreams he dared

Pushed around, the child abused

Ridiculed, so broke and bruised

Knocked down and cast aside

I’ve had enough, let’s turn the tide

Find out what’s inside of me

Something burning to break free

Imagining a better scene

Manifest a new reality

And I’m never going home

I’m never going home

Never, never, never

Going home

This new life I have began

The time has come to take a stand

For what I do and who I am

It matters not who understands

The broken pieces of my heart

A mind mixed up, fell apart

Create a world of a different sort

A brand new life, a fresh new start

This is what I’ve always been

Meant to be, it’s destiny

Now this is me, it’s clear I see

What the world has done to me

And I’m never going home

I’m never going home

Never, never, never

Going home

Because this is now my home

I am coming home

This is now my home

Oh, I am coming home

I looked all over the internet for the words to this song. Google. I looked at the first page of Google results. It was clear that nowhere on the internet were these lyrics published. So I transcribed them as best as I could. Oh, you KNOW I stayed up all night transcribin’ that business, dawg! Anyway, let me know if I got something wrong, buy my books, stay off my lawn, et cetera.


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