Well, howdy! Here is a weird script that will now be a part of your life:

Me (Brent Michael Kelley): Guess what, chum?
You: There’s a new cover for Keep Away From Psycho Joe!
Me: Yeah! Wait. You were supposed to guess something else.
You: Wow! Isn’t that like 10 years old?
Me: Who have you been talking to?
You: Super cool that you have a new cover for it, though! But, come on.
Me: Uh, what?
You: You just had some AI do a book cover for you.
Me: That’s not something that would ever happen.
You: I know. I was just horsin’. You’re a badass.
Me: Enough. Show me the mark.
You: [reveals strange scar on your ribs you forgot was there]
Me: [eyes go black]
You: [eyes go black]
You: Are you going to show the new cover for Keep Away From Psycho Joe, or should I reevaluate the pages I follow on the computer machine?
Me: BOTH!