Apex Predator
What’s up, Suckas! I did a painting last year called Apex Predator. The painting hangs at the Groundwork Grappling, the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu academy where I train. I’ve had a number of people ask me where they can get a print, and I’m here today to tell you that there are TWO fancy places where you can do that! Apex Predator is available as a print at Redbubble.com and Society6.com. I have also applied the art to a number of products, so if you’d like a wall clock or water bottle or whatever with this painting on it, all of your wildest dreams are about to come true! The best part? If you order prints or whatever of Apex Predator… *I GET MONEY!*
This Apex Predator is highly trained in the art of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Up in the mountains, this monstrous beast trains day and night. He’s a snarling, raging creature, and if you confuse him with “Cocaine Bear,” he is likely to become far angrier. ALSO!!! There is an alternate design in the works. A digitized “64-bit” design will be available soon, because I know you love Sega Genesis.
If I can sell a bunch of these, it might just help drive me to make others, so I’d love it if you shared this with someone you know who has similar amazing taste in fine art. YOU ROCK!
Let’s Go, Chums!
Has your hero (me) been pretty lazy for the past… really long time? MAYBE! What’s to be done about that? NOBODY KNOWS! If you’re me (and some of you possibly are), you’ve probably heard a lot of folks asking when the next book is coming out. The answer, of course, is I don’t know. I have a bunch of works in progress, all at different stages of incompletion. I assure you things are happening. Not super fast, but happening.
You may be wondering what YOU can do to help speed things along. How YOU can help manifest a whole cavalcade of new books by your old pal, Brent. You’re about to be shocked to learn there IS a way you can help! Simply, go to my author page on Amazon >> HERE << and leave a review for one of my books. That goes for ANY of your favorite authors. It’s great encouragement, and it tells Amazon to promote the book to more people.
Coming Soon: some YouTube stuff, some podcast stuff, some art stuff, more begging for book reviews, and some other stuff. Stay tuned while I get this site back in order. POWER HUGS!
StokerCon 2022
Hey! I know you’re the only one who reads these posts, so I’ll just direct this right at your face, specifically. I will be attending StokerCon 2022 in Denver in May. I’ll be celebrating my birthday on the sunny beaches of Colorado with my horror homies, sipping back on a thimble or two of birthday ale. I’m very excited to see many of my writing chums and, I suppose, to be seen by them. I have even purchased stickers to share. If YOU are going to StokerCon, I would love to hang out with you. By all means, let me know!
As far as writing goes, I actually HAVE been writing. Valheim is fun and all, but playing it doesn’t put a lot of words on the page. The project I’m working on is pretty bonkers. It’s a Halloween comedy-horror creature feature that starts crazy and just gets crazier. I feel like I’m getting back in the zone on this one. I’ll tell you all about it at StokerCon 2022! If you see me out there, don’t forget to ask for a sticker!
Here’s a picture of me playing Valheim. (That’s not troll balls, that’s my character. His hood and cloak are made from troll hide, so his head and shoulder kind of look like troll balls in this photo. The developers did not model balls for the trolls. Also, note the severed troll head in the background! Take THAT, monster!)
Free Dark Fantasy Novel
Howdy, Chum! I just wanted to drop a reminder that my dark fantasy novel, Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater, is absolutely FREE for your Kindle reader. What is it about? I’m glad you asked. Chuggie is the perpetually-intoxicated embodiment of Drought on a world called Mag Mell. As he wanders the land, he stumbles upon the remote city of Stagwater. There he finds new friends, new enemies, love, betrayal, and a few bottles of booze. Will it be enough to keep his thirst at bay? Will he escape the devious plans of the men in power? Will you immediately want to read the next two books in the series? The answers to these questions and more can be found in the pages of Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater!
You may wonder, “Why, Brent? Why are you giving this book away for free?” The answer is, I am willing to bet the price of an e-book that you’ll like it so much you want to read more of Chuggie’s adventures. Heck, I bet you’ll even want to be one of the cool kids who leave a review!
So get on over to Amazon and download your free dark fantasy novel Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater… TODAY!