Destroy the Files! Episode 1!

Howdy, chums! There’s a brand new podcast you can listen to called Destroy the Files, of which I am a co-host. This podcast is not appropriate for children, and it is also not safe for work. It is positively brimming with unsavory and/or offensive content, so if that’s not something you’d like to hear please don’t listen to it.

HOWEVER! If those things sound like things you’d like to listen to the sound of, check it out! We are still figuring things out, but we had lots of fun recording this. Soon we’ll start bringing guests on and all kinds of other cool stuff. The podcast should be available on iTunes, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, and all the other popular podcast places very soon.

If you end up checking it out, we’d love to hear from you!

Chug This at the Swag Shop

Remember how you wanted a bunch of Chuggie gear and other swag related to BMK books? No? Well, you did, and now it’s here! Go visit BMK’s Swag Shop on Teespring and get a bunch of gear just like this:

Or this:

Or this:

BMK’s Swag Shop is open just in time for the holidays, so scamper on over and order one of everything for that special someone!

Happy Halloween, Chums!

I hope you’re having an amazing Halloween. Boy, I sure am! Drank some coffee, had some beef sticks… pretty good day. AND IT CONTINUES!

Things have been quiet over here, and that’s bound to happen. There are, however, some behind-the-scenes activities taking place, and when those activities rear their ugly heads there’ll be nothing but activity-head-fruit for all! Maybe make some wine from the fruit. Get all boozed up.

November. Bleh. If there was ever a month I’d like to punch in the face, it’s November. But that means it’s time to look within. Time to map the dark caves of the mind, to battle the beasts lurking there, to emerge in Spring wearing their skins on my back. Time to turn pain and loss to hope and light.

If I can.

I may need to place an Embargo and declare a Month of Fury. But that’s not a thing I can declare lightly. A Month of Fury cannot be allowed to be broken, and November’s a tough month for that…

Hey, as long as you’re bouncing around the web, go to my BFF Justin’s page and get learned up on some football!

Back to Chuggie

Getting back to Chuggie, I may or may not have to remind you that he stars in not one, not two, but THREE books, as well as a couple short stories. I was recently invited to talk about Chuggie on the Fantasy Focus Podcast, and you can check that out for your very own self right here:

Digging into Chuggie and Horror Fantasy with Brent Kelley

I really enjoyed talking to Jamie, and I bet you’ll enjoy listening to our conversation. If you haven’t read Chuggie yet, you can snag yourself a Kindle-copy of book 1 for a buck right here. All three Chuggie books are available in print and ebook!

The most recent Chug-Tale is a little story called Chuggie and the Bottomless Wine Cask, appearing in my short story collection Doomsday Furnace. There’s lots of cool stories in there, so get it and read it and review it!!!