What’s up, Suckas! I did a painting last year called Apex Predator. The painting hangs at the Groundwork Grappling, the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu academy where I train. I’ve had a number of people ask me where they can get a print, and I’m here today to tell you that there are TWO fancy places where you can do that! Apex Predator is available as a print at Redbubble.com and Society6.com. I have also applied the art to a number of products, so if you’d like a wall clock or water bottle or whatever with this painting on it, all of your wildest dreams are about to come true! The best part? If you order prints or whatever of Apex Predator… *I GET MONEY!*

This Apex Predator is highly trained in the art of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Up in the mountains, this monstrous beast trains day and night. He’s a snarling, raging creature, and if you confuse him with “Cocaine Bear,” he is likely to become far angrier. ALSO!!! There is an alternate design in the works. A digitized “64-bit” design will be available soon, because I know you love Sega Genesis.

If I can sell a bunch of these, it might just help drive me to make others, so I’d love it if you shared this with someone you know who has similar amazing taste in fine art. YOU ROCK!